Alex is coming to visit me tomorrow

I never understood why parents that are university professors make their kids go to their university because its free. Like you’re a prof, we all know you’re making good money so stop being so cheap and let your kid have a life.

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

winteerie:

my hobbies include having coffee and mental breakdowns